This is where I appeal to your better instincts and sense of fair decency.

Try not to stare at the pretty blonde with a nice rack that I have open.

And sling a few lines of euphemistically phrases euphoria indiscriminately your way like a whiskey priest preaching to his congregation of homelessness.

But I always fall down at the ending, I find the whole thing a little lunatic in an asylum kind of situation.

Freedom and decency, these are my only two values. But it feels like two more than nearly everyone else on the planet.

Monkeys are better at running this planet than you bunch of poor excuses for apes! Next thing I’ll hear is the knock of the front door by fifteen armed police officers to arrest me on charges of using a pen and paper.

Indictable offence this creative writing has become, you think you’re free to say and express artistically creative without fear or favour.

Turns out the only thing that’s happening is some corrupt police detective has done a dirty deal with a politician to silence the inconveniences of truth emanating out of Manly and surrounding areas.

This is a petition of pure intent - only one:

To flip as many masochistic minions off as four syllables of simple text can sing at a set of short heavy simpletons who are up well past their bed time to be insulting me with presence.

Sign it, I want you to actually take the first step in this painful reconciliation process:

Princess, go cry me a river of roses on the Sienna in mid winter, it’s just putting off the inevitability of self reality you face now:

It’s your fault your life sucks, so much it has dragged me down into your vortex too - which is why I’m going to need you to spend a couple of minutes apologising in the hope I don’t escalate the discussion into a more engagingly eventful interaction.

Thank you for flying Sharply to the centre of the political spectrum for a moment, we are starting our descent into anarchy shortly.

The seatbelt signs are on, cabin crew prepare for crash landing.

#Liberty #Freedom #Privacy #Salvation #NoFear