Send all who want to remake The Princess Bride to The Pit of Despair!

Send all who want to remake The Princess Bride to The Pit of Despair!

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Charles Adams started this petition to TONY VINCIQUERRA and

Recently, there was a fan-made home remake of The Princess Bride featuring Jennifer Garner, Hugh Jackman, Joe Jonas, Sophie Turner, Tiffany Haddish, Keegan-Michael Key and Josh Gad.


Go ahead and make your way to the toilet so you can vomit before you continue reading. It’s nauseating to me as well. 

On top of that Tony Vinciquerra, CEO of Somy Pictures, said in a statement recently that he had received multiple requests to remake the masterpiece The Princess Bride. 

We must not let this go unpunished!!

We must band together and send anyone wanting to remake the only perfect film ever created to The Pit of Despair. They will be strapped into The Machine and 50 years of their life will be sucked away. 
This is the only humane response to such a horrific, hateful, despicable, and, dare I say, inconceivable notion!

In response to the notion, Cary Elwes tweeted: “There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world, It would be a pity to damage this one.”

Well said sir, well said. 

This petition will go out to Sony Pictures CEO Tony Vinciquerra, Rob Reiner, Chuck Norris, President of the United States Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth II, and Pope Francis. I am hopeful that these men and woman will be able to put a stop to this crime against mankind. 

In the event we are unsuccessful with this petition, or should the men and woman above be powerless, or should Andre the Giant not rise from the dead and smite them in his fury, then I can only say may God have mercy on your souls. 

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