Release the Butthole Cut of “Cats”


Release the Butthole Cut of “Cats”
The Issue
In these trying times, many of us are stuck at home getting more bored by the minute due to coronavirus. The urge to go outside and stop social distancing is so great, especially for college students who have been plucked from their campuses and their friends in a matter of days. One thing could help us resist this urge and ensure we all continue quarantining for many months: the butthole cut of “CATS.” Only one man can make this happen: Tom Hooper.
Please take the time to sign this petition and maybe, just maybe, we can bring entertainment and joy back to many many people (especially the fans of CATS)
The Issue
In these trying times, many of us are stuck at home getting more bored by the minute due to coronavirus. The urge to go outside and stop social distancing is so great, especially for college students who have been plucked from their campuses and their friends in a matter of days. One thing could help us resist this urge and ensure we all continue quarantining for many months: the butthole cut of “CATS.” Only one man can make this happen: Tom Hooper.
Please take the time to sign this petition and maybe, just maybe, we can bring entertainment and joy back to many many people (especially the fans of CATS)
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Petition created on March 19, 2020