Tim Hortons is a beloved Canadian institution with a rich history of serving everyday Canadians. Just the smell of Tim Hortons is enough to bring a smile to any Canadian's face; however, that smile can be tragically turned upside down (into a frown) by a single bite of a Tim Hortons Flabby Egg Patty Monstrosity. Fortunately, change is in the air, and Daddy Timothy has recently blessed us with an actual egg in the egg sandwiches (praise be unto him).

Flash forward to today, and a small group of extremists are refusing to accept the outcome of this decision. They want to threaten everything we have held dear for the past couple of days. We need to tell Sammy Wade and her anti-flavour cult followers that we will not abide by their chaotic wishes. Now is the time to STAND UP. Stand up for all of those who were late for work because they wanted Timmies coffee, but had to swing by McDonalds for their breakfast sandwich! Stand up for the Tim Hortons workers who have to look at those wrinkly egg patties all day! Stand up for change! Stand up for taste buds! Stand up for yourself! Stand up for Canada.

Thank you