500 signatures to get my girlfriend to stop slamming the car door every time she gets out

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The Issue

I want Annie to stop slamming my car door when she gets out of my car. It's never gently. She slams it like it owes her money. She slams it harder than the Minneapolis police department slams their suspects. She slams it harder than Michael Jordan slam dunking over Patrick Ewing  during game 3 of the opening round of the 1991 playoffs. I want it to stop. Please someone tell her to stop. 

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