We all know Man vs. Wild, but in today's society there is no Horse vs. Wild. This should be rectified at once! We need a show where a camera crew follows a horse that has been dropped in a hostile environment like a rainforest, arctic tundra, or active volcano. The world has been begging for this for ages, but the fatcats have given us a unified and decisive "fuck off" in response. No more! No more shall we stand for this! Horse vs. Wild! Horse vs. Wild! (feel free to join in and chant here) Now some of you may be thinking "I'm a joyless nerd" I mean "I love animals and wouldn't like to see a horse be eviscerated by predators for the amusement of a TV audience." Well worry not you loser because we have something for you too! Two interns will get in a horse suit and be put into the dangerous situation instead of the real horse. They won't be allowed to communicate with anything other than a "neigh" and they may never leave the suit. Breaking these rules will result in them being trampled to death by several horses, and another set of interns I mean volunteers being brought in. We want Horse vs. Wild, neigh, we need Horse vs. Wild! Sign this petition if you agree! Whinneed it to be made!!!