Alexandre Burrows for Governor-General

Alexandre Burrows for Governor-General

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A spectre haunts the criminal Canadian settler state: the spectre of...vacancies in the office of Governor-General.

This power vacuum left behind by the resignation of Julie Payette cannot stand, and puts the state at risk of a takeover from radical extremists (people from Rosedale), or blue collar working class fascists (guys named Gord Gamp who own skidoo dealerships, say they're working class but drive $200,000 limited edition chrome Ford F-150s, and who own the black Team Canada jersey). Canadians cannot accept 5 years of undemocratic rule by such demagogues, or another 5 years of inbred descendants of the Family Compact.

Instead, Canada needs ceremonial leadership from celebrated figures who can speak both official criminal languages, have a deep relationship to the forgotten west, have a long storied history of legal experience particularly around criminal law, and who have experience representing the state on the world stage.

That figure is Alexandre Ménard-Burrows, of Pincourt, Quebec.

Burrows is the beloved former forward for the Vancouver Canucks NHL franchise, the biggest underdog success story in league history, and with two seasons spent playing for the Ottawa Senators, he is a natural fit at Rideau Hall. As legendary Canucks sportswriter Jason Botchford once described him, "Burrows is what hockey is all about. At least he was here in Vancouver. More than any athlete in recent memory, he understood us, this city, and we got him. We marvelled at his straight-out-of-the-ECHL backstory. We deified his Dragon Slayer goal. And we cherished his spot in Sedins lore."

He is a fluent French speaker, and he is willing to take an English proficiency test for the position.

Burrows also has legal experience. Despite having been maligned by the criminal courts of the NHL Department of Player Safety and the cult of Ron McLean, Burrows has stood strong against their injustices, inspiring abolitionism in Canada from sea to sea to sea.

Burrows also has an international pedigree as a member of the International Ball Hockey Hall of Fame in Switzerland, and was named the International Player of the Year at the 2005 world championships in Pittsburgh. These accolades prove Alexandre Burrows’ capabilities on the world stage, something that noted xenophobe Don Cherry could never speak to - I mean really, you're going to let Don Cherry represent Canada to the Swedes when Burrows is right there? 

So, we urge the Trudeau crime family to move forward in a war-like effort to install Alexandre Ménard-Burrows, the best candidate for the settler states' ceremonial leader, and w̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶e̶n̶g̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶m̶a̶n̶t̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶t̶l̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶i̶t̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ bring honour or whatever back to Rideau Hall. 

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