Smaller Smirnoff Ice Bottles


Smaller Smirnoff Ice Bottles
The Issue
Imagine you’ve just been iced... discovered it in a clever hidden location and now you’ve gotten down on one knee and chugged it in front of your closest friends to loud cheers and joy. Now do it again 10 years later, hurts a little bit more right? This is why we are petitioning Smirnoff to produce smaller bottles so that us aging millennials can enjoy the thrill of icing our friends and family without the pain of chugging 11.2oz at a time - hence the 7oz bottle. Corona has Coronitas, why can’t Smirnoff have Smirnoff Slims?
The Issue
Imagine you’ve just been iced... discovered it in a clever hidden location and now you’ve gotten down on one knee and chugged it in front of your closest friends to loud cheers and joy. Now do it again 10 years later, hurts a little bit more right? This is why we are petitioning Smirnoff to produce smaller bottles so that us aging millennials can enjoy the thrill of icing our friends and family without the pain of chugging 11.2oz at a time - hence the 7oz bottle. Corona has Coronitas, why can’t Smirnoff have Smirnoff Slims?
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Petition created on August 13, 2020