For too long, the Twitter user known as "Brian Spanner" has remained unexposed. Although several attempts have been made to expose him, all have failed. We the undersigned believe that the only way to end this matter is for Brian Spanner to expose himself. He should expose himself in public, in "Freedom Square", Glasgow. It is important that as many people as possible see Brian Spanner expose himself as this is the only way to end his reign of terror.

When signing this petiton, please be sure to leave a clear reason as to why you want to see Brian Spanner expose himself.