We, the undersigned, are petitioning the INTERNET to suspend Sargon of Akkad's ability to make stupid petitions.

Sargon of Akkad is an openly anti-feminist Youtube vlogger that agrees with MRAs on almost everything, but he's definitely not an MRA. With his large subscriber base, he could educate his young followers to find accurate information about feminism and social justice by telling them to take a college course or reading a book. Instead, he whips up his followers into a frenzy over the outrageous statements of a self-selected minority of random provocateurs on sites like Twitter and Tumblr - people he ridicules as social justice warriors, or SJWs. Sargon believes that we should be concerned with this small crowd of provocateurs on the INTERNET instead of acknowledging the measurable good accomplished by feminists and social justice advocates such as Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Martin Luther King Jr, Erin Brockovich, and Michelle Alexander.

By creating his latest petition, Sargon has demonstrated that he doesn't understand how to create an effective petition and is essentially wasting everyone's time: http://chn.ge/1Tn5dNg

Sargon of Akkad has been so effective at paving the road to Hell that he's ahead of schedule and under budget. It is time to turn around and choose another path that is not going to hijack the comment section of every Youtube video complaining about the SJWs that secretly control everything.

To clarify, we are calling for the INTERNET to suspend Sargon's ability to create more stupid and nonsensical petitions. Hopefully this will discourage other ancient Akkadian emperors from creating nonsensical petitions.