once a relationship ends, the other party should immediately turn to vapor

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The Issue

once a relationship ends, the other party should immediately turn to vapor and be carried off by the wind. Like I don’t want them to die cause then everyone will say nice things about them and give them attention and stuff. They should just stop existing altogether. Which is fine cause I’m the main character and so are people I love and everyone else is NPCs whose lives don’t matter and only play supporting roles in my/our character arcs 

The Decision Makers

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