This is the problem - I just dug through an entire bag of Jolly Ranchers, and all I found was this:  Cherry, Watermelon, Green Apple, Grape, and Blue Raspberry. Blue Raspberry?  Is that even a real thing?  Question - WHERE is the PEACH?

Older readers may remember the glory that was the Peach Jolly Rancher (and the Peach Jolly Rancher Stix!).  Alas, as things stand now, younger readers will never know this joy.

My daughter has done some research that indicates Peach was discontinued in favor of Grape.  While I'm not directly threatening legal action should Peach not soon reappear, I do think it's possible that my fellow peach-lovers and I have suffered some form of discrimination.  I have people looking into it.

Whoever can make this happen - Hershey, class action lawyers, God - please do so! A quick search of the web will show that I'm not alone here.  And if anything can bridge the political divide our nation now faces, it is surely the peachy hard candy of my youth that still haunts my dreams.

I don't care if they cause cancer, balding, or anal seepage.  Please bring them back.