Near the end of ‘A Close Shave’ - Wallace, out of the pure kindness and generosity of his own heart, offered Wendolene to eat cheese with him.
As we all know, this is one of the most beautiful and heroic actions a human can do. Wendolene then outright denied Wallace a basic human right, throwing his right to share cheese with others to the ground and stomping on it. 
This kind of outrageous behaviour is a slippery slope that leads to other monstrous crimes, though none could ever be on the same scale as this atrocity.
Clearly, Wendolene is already fully fledged psychopath who must be stopped before it’s too late.

Of course, there are all the other crimes she has committed, such as:

• Working with Preston and allowing countless innocent sheep to be rustled and turned into dog food.
• Luring the pinnacle of human empathy and goodness (Wallace) into danger.
• Withholding information about Preston’s true self, therefore risking everybody’s safety and well-being.

Of course, all of these pale in comparison to her hideous, disgusting, abominable crime of refusing cheese - passing it off as an allergy, even.

We will never truly know the trauma and heartbreak our dear Wallace suffered that night.
Who knows the amount of time it took for him to recover from such a cruel and twisted act?
We can only hope he managed to move on, though the experience will surely have left lasting damage..

Wendolene is a menace to society, and a danger to everyone. It is in humanity’s best interest to keep this heinous individual locked up and away from everyone, so she can never spread her vile influence to others.

Sign this petition to defend our human right to eat cheese, and show that we will not stand for this revolting act of terrorism. Wendolene must pay for her crimes.