I made this painting recently. Second in a growing series of silly celebrity flower puns. It's fun. It's cute. It's Jeff Goldblooms. The original pieces have sold, but I've been able to make merchandise prints available through Redbubble. I've ordered a couple things through them before of my own work. Not to twist any arms, but I honestly and truly vouch for the quality of the items I've received.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/leggings/Jeff-Goldblooms-by-RachelSVParry/95073847.LMCHS

Normally, I can't put my work on tights, because the wrap just doesn't work with the image. This one looks nice, though, and man alive, they would look so great on Mr. Goldblum's fine calves. If we work together and convince him to wear these for us, it will (selfishly) impact my career as an artist, but arguably more importantly, it will provide thousands of people with several minutes of joy.

Quantified and calculated, if all 2.3 Million people following Mr. Goldblum's Instagram see him wear Jeff Goldblooms tights feel joy for two minutes, that's 4.6 million minutes of joy. That's 76,666.67 hours of joy. That's 3194.44 days of joy. That's about 8.75 years of joy. This is how much joy we can achieve if we only work together.