Since 1748 our world has been plagued by the totally not sexy Danish flag, and we need to fix that. All we have to do to fix their declining population is the make their flag stand out more from all the boring stripes. I mean, it seems like every flag is just about the same these days!

I propose the name: 'The Extra Spakalishious Hot Boi 7000'; or for short it could be called the 'Sexi Non-Mexi Baebe'

This name and flag could drastically improve Denmark's imcoming immigrants, and epicly spike the economy into a massive boom. It will be known as the great Vroom-Vroom-Boom of the 2020's, and will be read about in history books for decades, nay, centuries to come!

I ask you to please help save Denmark from their imminent doom and sign this petition. As a quarter-Dane myself that has never even left the United States, I can honestly say that I represent the entirety of the Danish government and all their citizens in very important matters like this. 

Sincerely, The Grand Sexy Sultan of the Front Seat