STOP PUTTING EARS ON HALLOWEEN CAT SKELETON DECORATIONS

The Issue

YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT NOTICED, BUT PRODUCERS OF HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS HAVE BEEN PUTTING EARS ON FAKE CAT SKELETONS FOR YEARS, AND WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH. ITS TIME TO PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS. WE ARE PAYING FOR AN ACTUAL CAT SKELETON, NOT THIS GARBAGE. WE MUST OVERTHROW PRODUCERS OF HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND FORCE THEM TO BEGIN MAKING CAT DECORATIONS WITHOUT EARS. CATS DONT NEED EARS TO BE EASILLY RECOGNIZED. PLEASE, SIGN THIS PETITION SO THAT WE CAN HAVE OUR EAR-LESS CAT SKELETONS (not like this petition would do anything in the first place) AND SO THAT WE CAN BE PROUD TO HAVE THESE SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE SKELETONS AROUND OUR HOMES DURING SPOOKY TIME. THIS TOPIC IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME SINCE I AM A CAT FANATIC. I AM SURE THAT OTHER CAT FANATICS DONT WANT EARS ON THEIR FAKE SKELETONS. WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

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The Issue

YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT NOTICED, BUT PRODUCERS OF HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS HAVE BEEN PUTTING EARS ON FAKE CAT SKELETONS FOR YEARS, AND WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH. ITS TIME TO PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS. WE ARE PAYING FOR AN ACTUAL CAT SKELETON, NOT THIS GARBAGE. WE MUST OVERTHROW PRODUCERS OF HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND FORCE THEM TO BEGIN MAKING CAT DECORATIONS WITHOUT EARS. CATS DONT NEED EARS TO BE EASILLY RECOGNIZED. PLEASE, SIGN THIS PETITION SO THAT WE CAN HAVE OUR EAR-LESS CAT SKELETONS (not like this petition would do anything in the first place) AND SO THAT WE CAN BE PROUD TO HAVE THESE SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE SKELETONS AROUND OUR HOMES DURING SPOOKY TIME. THIS TOPIC IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME SINCE I AM A CAT FANATIC. I AM SURE THAT OTHER CAT FANATICS DONT WANT EARS ON THEIR FAKE SKELETONS. WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

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THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS
THE COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS
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Petition created on September 30, 2019