Donald Trump is a egomaniac, and somehow is becoming President of the United States in this otherworldly alternate dimension surreality we all are about to live in. 

Starting at 6:00am eastern time, most of the major networks begin airing the inauguration. This petition asks that everyone who can, tune in your TVs to the History Channel, as they are airing an Ancient Aliens marathon for most of the day during the inauguration. :)

Imagine, for the "History" books, if Ancient Aliens ratings came in on top of every major network airing the inauguration? More importantly, imagine how this will affect the thin skinned one!