It has come to my attention that underwater basket weaving is not an olympic sport. At least I don’t think it is. As an avid underwater basket weaver, I think it should be considered to be put in the olympics. Just imagine a cool august night on the porch with a glass of sweet prune juice in your hand, enjoying a fierce competition between two of the world’s best underwater basket weavers. Absolutely electric. The only thing I would want to see more in the Olympics is darts. A nice darty party. But Kevin said that would be ridiculous. Eff you Kevin. That’s why I’ve decided to go above and beyond Kevin’s wildest expectations and am shooting to have my beloved sport in the Olympics. Talking about underwater basket weaving, of course. North Dakota doesn’t exist.