Stop the Texas Education Agency from requiring Istation


Stop the Texas Education Agency from requiring Istation
The Issue
This is my Google Review for Istation that I made 2 years ago. Just read it and you'll understand how bad and horrible it is. d
"It's so limited and lame. The HUD is bland. They call it "The Imagination Station" but my only imagination is getting out of Istation.
When I read a book in Istation and try to go to the next page, it's like
"TAKE YOUR TIME AS YOU READ THE BOOK. BEGIN NOW.'' and makes me want to slam myself into cold, hard concrete. When I do Reading ISIP, it looks like Data Pod is looking into my soul and taking photos of it. Also, the math section is so confusing. So basically Donnie is an agent for an organization called SEM which stands for Secret Equation Man which doesn't make sense because they always call Donnie Secret Equation Man and sometimes they call him Donnie. My Teacher does not understand the suffering we go through just to even comprehend the questions. My teacher said ''I love Istation. I actually want to work there''. I bet Istation's servers and computers run on the world's first operating system. They probably hire 3 year olds to draw those stupid stick figures they call "characters". I can't even stand their fake voices. The narrator is like " CHOOSE AN ACTIVITY OR LOGOUT OF ISTATION.'' Angel is like ''Im PlUgGeD iN aNd ReAdY tO wOrK''. Donnie is trying to be hip and he's like "Awsum!''. They even stop a "Villain" called something X and he invents a machine that will kill all the germs in the world because they say he's a germaphobe. AND then, they stop him from using it, which is the stupidest thing ever! He would've cured so many people and killed all germs but no, those dumb math kids made the worst decision ever made and destroyed it. Every month they forcibly send me off to the Right Stuff University, where I don't even get paid to fly thorough the asteroid belt against my will. Right Stuff University should closed down because of these things. I can't wait to be freed from the kidnapping of RSU. And then there is people who say that the people who hate it are stupid and too young but they haven't even USED IT. Do you not understand that even smart children hate this? Just because other kids have bad spelling doesn’t mean they don’t get to not like it. I’ve written dozens of sentences, yet no acknowledgement. Istation is horrible, terrible, incomplete, useless and complete and utter trash. Istation should have a new section that teaches you how to write hate reviews at them because of how hated this is. Good thing I finally left elementary school because I don't know how long I could've lasted using this. All of Istation's phones or email systems must be broken because no matter the numbers of complaints I give, there seems to be no response. The only responses to reviews I've seen say the same thing which is "Our system is adaptive to each kid". How the heck does that defend you from not updating your app for a DECADE?! Istation is on a whole 'nother level of lazy. I absolutely hate it and I cannot stress enough how bad it is. I keep coming back and editing this just to show my pure hatred to Istation. They won’t respond to this comment or any other reviews, just because they have no response. This review is almost 2 years old (last updated September 20 2021) and no response. I’ve went up 3 grade levels since this was made, and this company that's stuck in the 2000's doesn't care."
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The Issue
This is my Google Review for Istation that I made 2 years ago. Just read it and you'll understand how bad and horrible it is. d
"It's so limited and lame. The HUD is bland. They call it "The Imagination Station" but my only imagination is getting out of Istation.
When I read a book in Istation and try to go to the next page, it's like
"TAKE YOUR TIME AS YOU READ THE BOOK. BEGIN NOW.'' and makes me want to slam myself into cold, hard concrete. When I do Reading ISIP, it looks like Data Pod is looking into my soul and taking photos of it. Also, the math section is so confusing. So basically Donnie is an agent for an organization called SEM which stands for Secret Equation Man which doesn't make sense because they always call Donnie Secret Equation Man and sometimes they call him Donnie. My Teacher does not understand the suffering we go through just to even comprehend the questions. My teacher said ''I love Istation. I actually want to work there''. I bet Istation's servers and computers run on the world's first operating system. They probably hire 3 year olds to draw those stupid stick figures they call "characters". I can't even stand their fake voices. The narrator is like " CHOOSE AN ACTIVITY OR LOGOUT OF ISTATION.'' Angel is like ''Im PlUgGeD iN aNd ReAdY tO wOrK''. Donnie is trying to be hip and he's like "Awsum!''. They even stop a "Villain" called something X and he invents a machine that will kill all the germs in the world because they say he's a germaphobe. AND then, they stop him from using it, which is the stupidest thing ever! He would've cured so many people and killed all germs but no, those dumb math kids made the worst decision ever made and destroyed it. Every month they forcibly send me off to the Right Stuff University, where I don't even get paid to fly thorough the asteroid belt against my will. Right Stuff University should closed down because of these things. I can't wait to be freed from the kidnapping of RSU. And then there is people who say that the people who hate it are stupid and too young but they haven't even USED IT. Do you not understand that even smart children hate this? Just because other kids have bad spelling doesn’t mean they don’t get to not like it. I’ve written dozens of sentences, yet no acknowledgement. Istation is horrible, terrible, incomplete, useless and complete and utter trash. Istation should have a new section that teaches you how to write hate reviews at them because of how hated this is. Good thing I finally left elementary school because I don't know how long I could've lasted using this. All of Istation's phones or email systems must be broken because no matter the numbers of complaints I give, there seems to be no response. The only responses to reviews I've seen say the same thing which is "Our system is adaptive to each kid". How the heck does that defend you from not updating your app for a DECADE?! Istation is on a whole 'nother level of lazy. I absolutely hate it and I cannot stress enough how bad it is. I keep coming back and editing this just to show my pure hatred to Istation. They won’t respond to this comment or any other reviews, just because they have no response. This review is almost 2 years old (last updated September 20 2021) and no response. I’ve went up 3 grade levels since this was made, and this company that's stuck in the 2000's doesn't care."
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Petition created on September 22, 2021