Taylor Swift and Harry Styles dated briefly almost ten years ago. Ever since then, Harry found a grouchy old lady to date, Olivia Wilde and Taylor Swift began dating Joe Alwyn, who looks like he could be her brother. Taylor claims she is happy with Joe, but I mean come on, it’s Harry Styles we’re talking about. Harry and Olivia seem to be satisfied with each other, however I am not because Olivia is ten years older than him, and she already has two kids so she likely won’t have one with Harry. After Taylor got into another feud with Kanye West, nobody saw her for a year but she claims she’s happier than ever with Joe. How sweet. “Bridges burn I never learn, at least I did one thing right. I’m laughing with my lover making forts under covers trust him like a brother I did one thing right.” This is referring to how Taylor is seen as a serial dater and she has had some serious heartbreak, when her hotties break up with her, or when she dumps them. Now that she has Joe, it was all worth it apparently. “All’s well that ends well to end up with you,” she sings in her song Lover in 2019. Let me be very clear, I love Taylor and Joe together, but I just think if they had a baby the baby would look really scary because they look like they’re siblings. I also don’t understand how she went from Joe Jonas - Jake Gyllenhaal - Harry Styles - Calvin Harris - Joe Alwyn. No disrespect to Joe, as they met at the MET Gala so he must be doing fine for himself. By the way, I’m leaving out plenty of guys Taylor as dated, because if I added them I would run out of characters. Again, I love Taylor Swift and I want her to be happy and she clearly is with Joe, because she kept saying in her iconic documentary that she was falling in love with him when the world turned on her. Let me restate that Taylor was illegally filmed by Kim Kardashian when Kanye asked to reference her in a song, and Taylor said he could. However, Kanye did not say what he would say, and slimy Kim edited the phone call. I’m not going to say here what Kanye said about Taylor because it was evil, but you can google the lyrics to his song “Famous.” “All the liars are calling me one, the jokers dressed up as kings, they fade to nothing when I look at him,” Taylor sang in her song “Call It What You Want.” Harry and Olivia are not a good couple in my eyes because Harry can do so much better. He is undoubtedly the most beautiful boy in the world, and Olivia is almost 40, and while Olivia isn’t completely hideous, she’s no Taylor. Here’s the thing, Harry and Taylor are both gorgeous and both amazing singers, and Taylor is the best songwriter of all time. Just imagine if they had a baby. Wow that baby would be the prettiest baby of all time. Also an amazing singer. Maybe not the best snowmobile driver, as the power couple got into a snowmobile accident and Harry had to get 20 stitches in his chin. So if you choose to support this petition, it will get Harry Edward Styles and Taylor Alison Swift back together, because they never go out of style, according to Taylor and me obviously.