Dear Mr. Bernhardt,

I feel like you need to completely renovate the way we see finals. By simply sorting out the weak from the school through gladiatorial combat, it will allow us students to grow, and if we can’t it’s not our problem anymore.

FACT: It’s our right as students to be able choose a more pass/fail examination and by gladiatorial combat to the death we can achieve this

While not necessary, I also propose we build a thunderdome within the school, that way the mess will be easier to clean

and think about it like this: less freshman 

who doesn’t want that?

all I’m saying is if so many people are making petitions, why can’t I make one about radically changing the school’s essential foundation 

it’s time to change.