Shirts killed my grandma. i was wearing a shirt, and my grandma went rabid on it. she went nuts and started chewing on it, and died from a shirt overdose. 

had i not been wearing that shirt, maybe my grandma would still be alive. i regret the decision to wear a shirt every day of my life. 

I think that we could save an exponential amount of grandmas if we stopped wearing shirts, and as an added bonus everyone could see my massive pecs.

 Not wearing shirts would also benefit the environment, as shirt factories contribute to Climate Change. if we didnt buy shirts, we could stop climate change in its tracks. sign this petition if you love grandmas and this earth!