Stop Ducking Around and Play in NYC
The Issue
On behalf of the people of New York:
The streets are crying out for disco house. The people yearn for funky basslines, cowbells, and the overwhelming urge to point at strangers while singing along to songs about giant birds.
Personally, I know at least 100 people who would attend a Duck Sauce show in New York immediately and with alarming enthusiasm. Realistically, that number is probably closer to everyone.
A Duck Sauce show would complete the full New York summer experience. We have rooftop bars. We have sweating on the subway platform. We have overpriced spritzes. The only thing missing is dancing to Barbra Streisand with thousands of strangers who all somehow know every word.
And the Knicks won.
The city is healed. The vibes are immaculate. The timeline has aligned. If there was ever a moment for Duck Sauce in New York, it is now.
Respectfully,
A concerned citizen and representative of the Disco House Preservation Society
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The Issue
On behalf of the people of New York:
The streets are crying out for disco house. The people yearn for funky basslines, cowbells, and the overwhelming urge to point at strangers while singing along to songs about giant birds.
Personally, I know at least 100 people who would attend a Duck Sauce show in New York immediately and with alarming enthusiasm. Realistically, that number is probably closer to everyone.
A Duck Sauce show would complete the full New York summer experience. We have rooftop bars. We have sweating on the subway platform. We have overpriced spritzes. The only thing missing is dancing to Barbra Streisand with thousands of strangers who all somehow know every word.
And the Knicks won.
The city is healed. The vibes are immaculate. The timeline has aligned. If there was ever a moment for Duck Sauce in New York, it is now.
Respectfully,
A concerned citizen and representative of the Disco House Preservation Society
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Petition created on July 10, 2026