Steven Tyler - The sexiest man alive.

Times change and people grow but a bad mustache is only meant to cover an unremarkable mug. Likewise, a scruffy beard has no place on a perfectly chiseled chin.

Women the world over agree: Steven Tyler should shave his face for Aerosmith’s Peace Out Tour! We ARE talking nostalgia, after all.

Steven Tyler’s lips have delighted and inspired dreamy ladies for over half a century. This being Aerosmith’s final tour, our needs for satisfaction are running high! No more scrub curtains hiding a sunset. It’s nice but it’s wrong. So, very wrong.

Ask Steven Tyler to leave the facial hair to ordinary men and release those perfect lips and chin for the Peace Out Tour! If you like, you can sign this for Joe Perry’s face caterpillars, as well.  XOXO