All across the streaming website Twitch.tv, people have successfully expressed sarcasm through proper use of the Kappa Emote. If this easy expression of comical intent were to be expanded to the rest of the Internet, the results would be astonishing. Sarcasm related misunderstandings would all but vanish. The addition of this Emoticon to the Unicode library would change the lives of millions of people around the world. May the Kappa be with you all.