Over the past couple of years, David Avocado Wolfe has been flooding social media with a bunch of pseudo-scientific nonsense, becoming extremely wealthy by praying on uneducated alternative types. In a sense, he has been making a mockery of those that follow him, by continuing to spout absolute garbage and profiteering from it. 

This needs to stop. He is pushing us further towards the Dystopic future predictions of intellectual collapse portrayed in the film Idiocracy. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are the only one's who can save us from this damnation. Sign the petition now to ensure they portray the real Avocado Wolfe on their accurate news media programme South Park. Together, we can make the world a less annoying place. <3