Start calling Boris Johnson by his second middle name "pfeffel"

The Issue

Boris Johnson's full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. I propose that we all start calling him "Pfeffel", it is unique, it is stupid, and it suits him perfectly. 

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The Issue

Boris Johnson's full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson. I propose that we all start calling him "Pfeffel", it is unique, it is stupid, and it suits him perfectly. 

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