Reject Angela Merkel Core, Embrace Thatchercore


Reject Angela Merkel Core, Embrace Thatchercore
The Issue
^^For the good of Pinterest, TikTok, and the children of tomorrow, Angela Merkel Core (yuck) cannot be allowed to be made a thing as Thatchercore is palpably the superior choice. After witnessing this clearly erroneous petition / German propaganda, I have decided to make one of my own to stand up for the real truth.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world
-Mahatma Gandhi
Margaret Thatcher was not only a diplomat, chemist, stateswoman, and poet (Just read her quotes on feminism), she was a shining example of feminism and an inspiration to all.
She also:
✅ was called the Iron Lady, what a cool nickname (feminist superhero??)
✅ studied chemistry, so you know you'll have chemistry
✅ loved islands, especially some south american ones in 1982
✅ thatchercore just rolls off the tongue
✅ has Nicki Minaj's support
Angela Merkel on the other hand:
⛔ doesn't even have a nickname
⛔ studied chemistry, but you still won't have chemistry
⛔ economic stability? more like economic stasis
⛔ imagine saying 'angela merkel core' unironically. whut, you trying to recite a novel??
⛔ kitsch kitsch kitsch
Here are some examples of the exemplarily avant-garde thatchercore movement. Bold and brash, a true feminist.
The Issue
^^For the good of Pinterest, TikTok, and the children of tomorrow, Angela Merkel Core (yuck) cannot be allowed to be made a thing as Thatchercore is palpably the superior choice. After witnessing this clearly erroneous petition / German propaganda, I have decided to make one of my own to stand up for the real truth.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world
-Mahatma Gandhi
Margaret Thatcher was not only a diplomat, chemist, stateswoman, and poet (Just read her quotes on feminism), she was a shining example of feminism and an inspiration to all.
She also:
✅ was called the Iron Lady, what a cool nickname (feminist superhero??)
✅ studied chemistry, so you know you'll have chemistry
✅ loved islands, especially some south american ones in 1982
✅ thatchercore just rolls off the tongue
✅ has Nicki Minaj's support
Angela Merkel on the other hand:
⛔ doesn't even have a nickname
⛔ studied chemistry, but you still won't have chemistry
⛔ economic stability? more like economic stasis
⛔ imagine saying 'angela merkel core' unironically. whut, you trying to recite a novel??
⛔ kitsch kitsch kitsch
Here are some examples of the exemplarily avant-garde thatchercore movement. Bold and brash, a true feminist.
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Petition created on September 23, 2021