Bring Back the Lime Skittle (NO GREEN APPLE)


Bring Back the Lime Skittle (NO GREEN APPLE)
The Issue
Remember 2012? Remember going to the movie theatre to see a brand new, exciting film?! Remember how exciting it was to see all that action on the screen? And do you remember how exciting it was to open a pack of Skittles during that film, reach your hand in, and pull out a delicious, delicious LIME SKITTLE?
Now, flash forward to 2020. We can relive many joys of the great year 2012, minus one thing- LIME SKITTLES.
In 2013, Mars Inc. decided to change the green skittle flavor from delicious lime, to nasty, pungent GREEN APPLE.
Think back to the last time you had a pack of Skittles. Did you pop the pack open, put a handful in your mouth and exclaim, "Oh boy! I'm so glad that the delicious flavors of strawberry, lemon, orange, and grape are absolutely overshadowed and tainted by this green apple skittle. Mmm!"
Can you remember that? NO. Because it has NEVER HAPPENED to a SINGLE HUMAN BEING. Whenever someone pops a green apple Skittle into their mouth they turn to their loyal friends and go, "Ew, I just had a green apple skittle, I wish they went back to lime". To which their friend replies, "Yeah, I really wish that too, green apple Skittles are the worst thing to happen to me (and that's including being brought into this God-forsaken world). I, too, wish they brought the lime skittle back."
So, my dear friends, I ask you to look deep within your warm heart and think: "Is taking 10 seconds of my like to sign this online petition worth ridding of the pain and misery that I feel each time I eat a green apple skittle?"
Yes, the answer is yes.
I implore you, the outstanding people of this planet, to sign this petition. Sign it, and share it with a friend. Eventually, I aim to get this petition on the desk of Grant F. Reid, CEO of Mars Inc.
With your help, we can make a better future. Together, we can bring back the Lime Skittle.

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The Issue
Remember 2012? Remember going to the movie theatre to see a brand new, exciting film?! Remember how exciting it was to see all that action on the screen? And do you remember how exciting it was to open a pack of Skittles during that film, reach your hand in, and pull out a delicious, delicious LIME SKITTLE?
Now, flash forward to 2020. We can relive many joys of the great year 2012, minus one thing- LIME SKITTLES.
In 2013, Mars Inc. decided to change the green skittle flavor from delicious lime, to nasty, pungent GREEN APPLE.
Think back to the last time you had a pack of Skittles. Did you pop the pack open, put a handful in your mouth and exclaim, "Oh boy! I'm so glad that the delicious flavors of strawberry, lemon, orange, and grape are absolutely overshadowed and tainted by this green apple skittle. Mmm!"
Can you remember that? NO. Because it has NEVER HAPPENED to a SINGLE HUMAN BEING. Whenever someone pops a green apple Skittle into their mouth they turn to their loyal friends and go, "Ew, I just had a green apple skittle, I wish they went back to lime". To which their friend replies, "Yeah, I really wish that too, green apple Skittles are the worst thing to happen to me (and that's including being brought into this God-forsaken world). I, too, wish they brought the lime skittle back."
So, my dear friends, I ask you to look deep within your warm heart and think: "Is taking 10 seconds of my like to sign this online petition worth ridding of the pain and misery that I feel each time I eat a green apple skittle?"
Yes, the answer is yes.
I implore you, the outstanding people of this planet, to sign this petition. Sign it, and share it with a friend. Eventually, I aim to get this petition on the desk of Grant F. Reid, CEO of Mars Inc.
With your help, we can make a better future. Together, we can bring back the Lime Skittle.

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Petition created on March 10, 2020
