we must honor thy simpness because it is very important to the wellbeing of one being a simp. let me ask you a question. have you ever saw someone so beautiful and gorgeous that you wanted to do everything that you could for that person? if you answered yes, please continue reading. if you answered no, please continue reading.

in order to be a certified simp, thy must have a month that honors thy prosperity, welfare, comfort, security, happiness, and fortune for such a major factor. do you want the simps to rise? i know i do. 

being a simp is not easy. seeing any attractive person makes me an even bigger simp. and instead of that being inferior, let's make it superior! 

fellow simps- it is now time to cancel september. approve simptember. make the change. help thy simps, and sign.