Shove a durian up Peter Dutton's ass


Shove a durian up Peter Dutton's ass
The issue
I think that, as Australians, we can agree that we despise the absolute peanut of a LNP leader we know as Peter Dutton. Here is a list of not-so-great things he has done/said:
- Dutton is very concerned with not flying the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags beside the Australian flag. Not like there's other things to be concerned about, such as a cost-of-living crisis and climate change...
- In 2008, Dutton walked out of the Apology to the Stolen Generations
- Dutton has voted consistently for scrapping Sunday and Public Holiday penalty rates
- Dutton has voted consistently for increasing the price of subsidised medicine for patients (increasing the amount that patients pay for medicine under the PBS and the Repatriation Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme)
- Dutton has voted consistently against criminalising wage theft
- Dutton has voted consistently for reducing the corporate tax rate
- Dutton has voted consistently against restricting foreign ownership of Australian homes (this is the same guy who will blame the Australian cost of living crisis on immigrants. Also, he and his wife together own six properties)
- Dutton's office asked Gina Rhinehart's Hancock Prospecting for flight on private jet (which he did get btw)
- Dutton will not set a 2030 or 2035 emission target, and has repeatedly downplayed the severity of climate change (which is slightly weird since he insisted that Australia will remain in the Paris Agreement)
- In the 2016 plebiscite, Dutton voted "no" to same-sex marriage.
- Dutton insists that the decriminalisation of marijuana is "dangerous" and that Canberra will become a "boom market" for gang drugs.
- Dutton insisted on "don't know? vote no!" This is an incredibly lazy way to decide if you want to vote yes or vote no.
- There's probably more that I missed
Sources:
https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dutton#Political_positions
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-31/liberal-mp-adds-undisclosed-flight-upgrades/104543154
So yeah. Please know this is (partially) political satire.
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The issue
I think that, as Australians, we can agree that we despise the absolute peanut of a LNP leader we know as Peter Dutton. Here is a list of not-so-great things he has done/said:
- Dutton is very concerned with not flying the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags beside the Australian flag. Not like there's other things to be concerned about, such as a cost-of-living crisis and climate change...
- In 2008, Dutton walked out of the Apology to the Stolen Generations
- Dutton has voted consistently for scrapping Sunday and Public Holiday penalty rates
- Dutton has voted consistently for increasing the price of subsidised medicine for patients (increasing the amount that patients pay for medicine under the PBS and the Repatriation Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme)
- Dutton has voted consistently against criminalising wage theft
- Dutton has voted consistently for reducing the corporate tax rate
- Dutton has voted consistently against restricting foreign ownership of Australian homes (this is the same guy who will blame the Australian cost of living crisis on immigrants. Also, he and his wife together own six properties)
- Dutton's office asked Gina Rhinehart's Hancock Prospecting for flight on private jet (which he did get btw)
- Dutton will not set a 2030 or 2035 emission target, and has repeatedly downplayed the severity of climate change (which is slightly weird since he insisted that Australia will remain in the Paris Agreement)
- In the 2016 plebiscite, Dutton voted "no" to same-sex marriage.
- Dutton insists that the decriminalisation of marijuana is "dangerous" and that Canberra will become a "boom market" for gang drugs.
- Dutton insisted on "don't know? vote no!" This is an incredibly lazy way to decide if you want to vote yes or vote no.
- There's probably more that I missed
Sources:
https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Dutton#Political_positions
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-31/liberal-mp-adds-undisclosed-flight-upgrades/104543154
So yeah. Please know this is (partially) political satire.
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Petition created on 3 February 2025