Our Beloved friend, Shayne “big dick” Gasser has moved far away from us, the people of Phoenixville in pursuits of a higher career with his significant other. Since his departure, depression has had his friend group in a stranglehold with the only light coming at the end of this tunnel is reflecting from his forehead. Shayne is the pride and joy of his friend group chat, but it takes a lot more than suspicious links and images that can’t be looked at in public to fill the hole that was his presence.