The stupid petitions spawned by purported Seahawks fans are an embarrassment to our city in general and the competitive spirit of professional sports in particular. Whether it was preventing Troy Aikman and Joe Buck from serving as commentators at Seahawks games to the recent abomination of a petition to ban Cam Newton from Seattle for his actions following the divisional playoffs. A signature on this petition certifies your disapproval of such wussy-baby petitions and also avows that you will shout, "Grow up" to anyone espousing such silly notions. Please sign this petition to oppose other stupid Seattle petitions.