Big Apartment is making me take down the bird feeder on my patio :'(

I love my birds so so so so much. These birds are my only source of joy in this cruel world. It brings me endless entertainment recognizing the birds that come back. There is a pair of cardinals and a pair of mourning doves that sit on the patio every day. I know them! They're my birds! Mine! And the manager took a picture of the male cardinal one day. He would not be there for you to take a picture of if I had not put in the time, effort, and resources to make such a splendid bird paradise. And you have the AUDACITY to tell me to make it down? I'm never going to see my guy again :(

I get that structural integrity is important and all that but no. What's more important? Maintaining a strong foundation for the entire apartment complex or the mental health of one lowly tenant? There are solutions to the structural things. Put mesh over the dryer vents so the birds can't get inside. You already put the nets up in the garage (ignore that the birds can still get inside). We can compromise here!

Please help me save my birds. Dawg please I need them :(((

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE