Saturdays are where the slays happen. If you aint slaying you aint playing. 

-Saturslay flows nicer than Saturday. The 'd' slows your flow bro

-We can put it in stone that you should really be out here saturslay nights

-People will be more motivated to do things on saturslay. putting off working out? wait till saturslay so you can slay. Already work out? slay it extra hard on saturslay. the word saturslay is motivational

you may say motivational words dont work-look at how nothing i am. according to edward higgins' self discrepancy theory, we've got an ideal self, an ought self, and our actual self. just a little reminder like SATURSLAY can get you back working to that ideal self. and it wont degrade and become desensitized to our minds. what day is it? Saturslay! you can't forget that.

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