I have this friend named Sasha - I won't disclose her family name for privacy purposes. 

She doesn't like pineapple on pizza. This is similar to committing a felony. Hating on pineapple on pizza - dayummmm that's harsh. Sending my prayers!

Hana and I (Alex) think that it is paramount for her to change her mind. Perhaps going under POPHCT (Pineapple on pizza hater conversion therapy). 

Please sign this petition as we need as many votes as we can get. 

This is not a joke. This is serious. Serious.

S-E-R-I-O-U-S. 

If we can make this change, think about the effect that Sasha hating pineapple on pizza will have on her health and wellbeing. Pineapple is full of nutrients and antioxidants, contains enzymes that can help your digestion, is great to improve your immune system, etc. Hence, it is vital that Sasha eats pineapple on pizza. 

As Cole Sprouse said when talking directly about pineapple on pizza: "Don't yuck other people's yums." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9JFqfTddY