Santa gets to use magic to deliver presents to good boys and girls all over the world every year. Yeah thats great and all, but why dont we get some magic huh. I mean I dont have an army of elves to make me toys so I probably wont be doing that, but I could use some Santa magic too. I think if Santa was a real saint, he would give all of us a little bit of magic for Christmas for me to use in my daily life.

Also what's with that army of elves he has in the North Pole. Santa's running a business over there completely unsupervised, I think we need a few inspectors to head over there to make sure these elves are getting paid their fair share and that the workplace is up to proper code.