We're all fans of Deadpool here, and it's safe to say you adore Ryan Reynolds just as much. Now that Deadpool 2's grinding into reality before too long, we're all tossing around our hopes and dreams, and the word on the grapevine tells us that the budget is twice as big. That's a lot of explosion money. Wouldn't it be fantastic if just a tiny little bit of that gargantuan sum went towards the rights for a brilliantly goofy barbershop number? Toss a straw boater and a candy-striped jacket on our man in red and let him sing his filthy little heart out or just stick it in the background during a sex scene/montage of cock punches/post-credits fiasco? Well, this is 2016, if tossing your autograph on change.org can't fix things, nothing will... and nobody can say this doesn't fit the comedy stylings of Mr. Pool. Make it happen, guys. I'll love you forever.