"We the people of Rutgers University, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice (for the aggressive coyote), insure domestic tranquility (with the coyote community), provide for the common defense (for future coyotes), promote the general welfare (of coyotes), and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our coyote friends, do demand the bodycam footage from the cop who shot the Aggressive Coyote."