I don’t know when Royal Farms began the marketing push to become colloquially referred to as RoFo, but I consider it a major annoyance and a dangerous assault on truth, justice, and the American way. The adoption of RoFo as a nickname would only make sense if the company were named Royal Forms. As the company is named Royal Farms, their nickname, if any, should be RoFa. Something has to change. Whether it’s the nickname or the name of the company, the vowels need to become concordant, and it needs to happen immediately. 

If this petition gets 100 signatures, the world will make sense again, justice will be served, and the undersigned will become immortal.