Force rotten tomatoes give the Spongebob Squarepants Movie a 100%

The Issue

When I saw the 68% rating from Rotten Tomatoes for the classic Spongebob Squarepants Movie I knew something needed to be done. People don’t understand the importance this movie has on our generation, and generations after us. After everyone on the Earth is long gone, this movie will still be remembered. The Spongebob Squarepants Movie has given us numerous amounts of memorable scenes and lessons that will stick with you for the rest of your days. The feeling you get from watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie is comparable to getting a kiss on the cheek from God. If you gave people an option between having sex, and the Spongebob movie. They will choose the Songebob movie. In short, the rating that Rotten Tomatoes gave this movie should be considered a federal crime. And every person that reviewed this movie and didn’t give it a 100% should get 50 years to life without parole. But since some might view this goal as “overly dramatic”, and “not realistic”. We will settle with raising the score from 68% to 100%. And finally give this movie the score that it rightfully deserves.

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The Issue

When I saw the 68% rating from Rotten Tomatoes for the classic Spongebob Squarepants Movie I knew something needed to be done. People don’t understand the importance this movie has on our generation, and generations after us. After everyone on the Earth is long gone, this movie will still be remembered. The Spongebob Squarepants Movie has given us numerous amounts of memorable scenes and lessons that will stick with you for the rest of your days. The feeling you get from watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie is comparable to getting a kiss on the cheek from God. If you gave people an option between having sex, and the Spongebob movie. They will choose the Songebob movie. In short, the rating that Rotten Tomatoes gave this movie should be considered a federal crime. And every person that reviewed this movie and didn’t give it a 100% should get 50 years to life without parole. But since some might view this goal as “overly dramatic”, and “not realistic”. We will settle with raising the score from 68% to 100%. And finally give this movie the score that it rightfully deserves.

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