Dear Ronald,

Why? In the middle of the longest lockdown of the pandemic would you remove the McFeast?

Arguably the greatest burger created, precisely tuned for the Australian palate by the simple addition of a slice of tomato.

Why do you regularly  cancel your best burger, only to bring it back later?

Occasionally I could convince a skilled chef who remembers the dark arts (from June 2021) to construct one, but now they flat out refuse. Most employees don’t even recognise the McFeast ever existed!

Level with me, what is stopping the McFeast staying on the menu? If there’s too many burgers already, let me suggest killing off:

Fillet o fish: c’mon, that can only sell on Good Friday
Angus anything: no one really knows what an Angus is. Seems like a typo.. But it has tomatoes, McFeast has tomatoes. Take the tomatoes off the Angus.
McChicken: I had a double once at St Leonard’s train station on a weekend when the only people hanging around were from the methadone clinic and I thought this is so sad, this burger has no flavour or texture.
Any wrap: Oooh, I’m watching my waistline. Can I have the same thing you would put in a bun but “wrapped”
Salads: salads?
 
There is an obvious link to our most recent lockdown, border closures, sadness and the discontinuation of the McFeast.

Please Ronald, help us out the other side and bring back the McFeast.