Luke Heimlich should be signed by an MLB team

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Luke Heimlich, pitcher for the Oregon State Beavers, has been partially and intentionally colluded against by Major League Baseball.  Two consecutive years 40 draft rounds and over 2400 players have been drafted, most of them nowhere near as good at baseball as he.

Luke has repeatedly denied committing a crime, stating instead that perhaps it was a judgment lapse when he signed a confession to a crime to assuage the possibility of conviction.

I and the undersigned to hereby commit to not watch nor follow MLB baseball until such time as Luke Heimlich is signed by a MLB organization.