As we all know, Rod of Ages was removed from League of Legends in patch 10.23 with the items rework. What they didn't tell you was why. And I'm here to put a spotlight on the truth. Rito games specifically removed ROA for the sole purpose of causing me, Always Build ROA, as much pain and injustice as a possible. They watched me climb from Bronze I to Plat III in one season by only ever building ROA. I kept building it and it kept working, and someone at Riot lost 1 too many lp to my climb and decided to personally victimize me. That's right! Rito specifically enjoys causing *me* pain.

Now idk which executive at Rito enjoys watching people suffer, but I know if we all rally together, we can get the item back. For the low-low price of a signature and 2,600 gold, you can once again regain your 100 AP, 500 HP, and 400 MANA to scale into the late game and carry your dogshit Yasuo adc. 

Summoners! This injustice will not stand! Tell your friends, your family, your co-workers, the rando on your friends list you added but never play games with. Tell them to sign my petition, for the sake of all players. We must return the Rift to its former glory! This is the way.

Thank you, and may your dragon be Ocean.
~ Always Build ROA