Dear Owners of Casa Baeza,

We, 

The athletically inclined rabble that move many tables on a Tuesday night, the great appreciators of Taco Tuesday and the buyers of enough tacos to feed a football stadium, wish to draw attention to a taco related matter.

Over the last year we have discovered sublime genius at Casa Baeza. The Lake Taco, fusing together al pastor, fried jalapeño, fried onions and cheese into an XL package, is truly the gem of Truckee. Having collectively eaten at least ten thousand tacos, our great wisdom and experience has zero doubt of the Lake Taco’s perfect artistry.

However, recently here has been unrest in Eden. The Lake Taco, a taco from God him/herself, has been renamed “Mike’s Taco”. We dot not doubt Mike’s personal greatness, and possible claim to the Lake Taco’s invention, but something simply so divine cannot be captured with a mortal name. Just as with Prometheus stealing fire from heaven, any attempt to rename the Lake Taco is a mythologically doomed endeavor. 

We, the Tuesday Night Boulderers, humbly ask for the Lake Taco to regain its original and true name on the printed menus of Casa Baeza. We would also love a small discount on its new higher price, but that’s a lesser matter than this epithetical heresy.