Chuck Norris. A name that invokes not just laughter but has been synonymous with tales of bravery, strength, and an almost mythical legend status. Growing up, Chuck Norris was more than just a martial arts superstar or an action movie hero — he became a universal figure of strength, bravery, and humor. Whether it's the image of him roundhouse-kicking his way through enemies or the endless list of jokes that have kept campfires and gatherings full of laughter, he holds a unique spot in the hearts of many across the globe.

Now, as we consider the inevitability of his passing, it seems only fitting to honor his legacy in a way that transcends borders, cultures, and languages. What better way to unite the entire world than through the timeless humor and legend of Chuck Norris? By resetting our calendar to 1/1/1 ACN (After Chuck Norris), with the preceding years labeled BC (Before Chuck), we offer a humorous yet heartfelt tribute to a man who has become part of global pop culture.

The unifying power of Chuck Norris lies in his universal appeal. Regardless of where one comes from, people share a laugh about how "Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice," or "when Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off." His jokes have become a language of their own, transcending the barriers of language and nationality, fostering mutual smiles and nods of understanding across the world.

This initiative does not just aim to memorialize Chuck Norris as he takes on new heavenly adventures; it aims to celebrate a man who brought forth a unique blend of fearlessness and fun. In these unprecedented times, a universally acknowledged hero, even fictitious as it may be, can bridge gaps and provide a common thread of connection.

By signing this petition, you are joining a movement to realign our time to a new and fun chronological order, a befitting way to cherish the legacy of a global icon. Let's usher in a new era: After Chuck Norris. Unite under this humorous yet sincere cause, and let's rewrite the calendar in memory of the legend himself.

Sign this petition and help us retire the old calendar to commemorate a man who has contributed so much joy and laughter to people of all ages worldwide. Let's turn the inevitable goodbye of Chuck Norris into a glorious welcome to an era of unity and smiles.