As a dedicated music lover and annual attendee of the Glastonbury Festival, I have always cherished this event as a respite from the world's problems. However, the recent announcement that Coldplay will be performing on the Pyramid Stage has disrupted my peace. My irrational fear of Chris Martin also makes it impossible for me to be within 10 miles of him which has been prohibitive in my day to day life.

Furthermore, I believe that Underworld, an iconic electronic music duo known for their energetic performances and innovative soundscapes, would provide a more fitting atmosphere for Glastonbury. Their music resonates with many festival-goers who seek out unique and transformative experiences. Given this will be Coldplay's fifth time headlining we need to be thinking a bit more outside the box in terms of headliners and Coldplay have also earned a very much needed rest.

Therefore, we urge the organizers of the Glastonbury Festival to reconsider their decision and replace Coldplay with Underworld on the Pyramid Stage. This change would not only alleviate my personal concerns but also enhance the overall festival experience by promoting musical diversity and innovation. Please sign this petition if you support our cause.