Rename Renton, WA ‘Snortville’ in honor of DSP

Rename Renton, WA ‘Snortville’ in honor of DSP

The Issue

For years Renton Washington has existed as a small suburb of Seattle housing one of the greatest pioneers of the Video Game Kahntent Creation community: Phil Burnell. 

Phil Burnell (AKA DSPgaming) rose to power as the highest ranked US player of Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, and from then has enraptured fans with his quick wit, casual racism, hair loss, as well as masturbating on camera (oops the camera is on?)

HE PIONEERED YOUTUBE LETS PLAYS! Is it fair that Markiplier and PewDiePie have millions of subs and Phil has a measly 200k even though he CREATED THE GENRE?! NO! 

I now believe it is time to global recognise such a tour-de-force of the YouTube market by renaming the town Snortville in honor of Phil’s near constant snorting (Post-Nasal drip - nothing he can do about it.) 

Please share the word and hopefully we can convince Renton to be renamed in honor of our hero Phil Burnell!

 

Richard Stroking Phil Vlogs Esquire 

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The Issue

For years Renton Washington has existed as a small suburb of Seattle housing one of the greatest pioneers of the Video Game Kahntent Creation community: Phil Burnell. 

Phil Burnell (AKA DSPgaming) rose to power as the highest ranked US player of Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, and from then has enraptured fans with his quick wit, casual racism, hair loss, as well as masturbating on camera (oops the camera is on?)

HE PIONEERED YOUTUBE LETS PLAYS! Is it fair that Markiplier and PewDiePie have millions of subs and Phil has a measly 200k even though he CREATED THE GENRE?! NO! 

I now believe it is time to global recognise such a tour-de-force of the YouTube market by renaming the town Snortville in honor of Phil’s near constant snorting (Post-Nasal drip - nothing he can do about it.) 

Please share the word and hopefully we can convince Renton to be renamed in honor of our hero Phil Burnell!

 

Richard Stroking Phil Vlogs Esquire 

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Petition created on 9 December 2022