In broad daylight, with the stroke of a felt-tipped Sharpie, a once-proud lake was reduced to a shell of what it once was. This catastrophic rupture in the fabric of northern dignity can only be mended by a body of water in return. An eye for an eye, a lake for a lake. And so, let this petition be the voice of the beloved former Lake Ontario and ensure it finds true justice. 

The essence of what transpired is not merely an affront to geography—it's a poetic injustice stuck in the hearts of those who know the true worth of these iconic water bodies. Lake Michigan, a natural gem with deep historical roots and ecological significance, deserves a name that mirrors its grandeur in a way that uplifts rather than diminishes.

Renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Canada could serve as a meaningful gesture of international camaraderie, honoring the deep symbiotic relationship that the regions surrounding these bodies have historically shared. Moreover, it could serve as a beacon of hope and a symbol of rectifying past oversights.

Let’s champion a future where we correct the sharpie-stroke errors of history with dignity, and reinforce unity through our shared natural wonders. Join us in transforming Lake Michigan into Lake Canada, heralding a new chapter of respect and mutual recognition.

Sign this petition to restore the dignity of our northern waters, not with a sharpie, like a normal person, with a pen or your keyboard and mouse.  Your signature is more than a mark, but a steadfast call for bygone errors to be righted with grace and vision.