The josh battle is one of the most legendary events and battles in Earth's history. On April 24th, 2021, at 12 pm western, the joshes from all across the world come to one point of a field to have the ultimate battle of their lives -- to keep the name, josh.

Everyone else unworthy of the name will have to change their name. The fight started; it was chaos. Belligerent joshes were swinging pool noodles at each other. Subsequently, when the battle ended, little josh, 4 years old, won the battle! He has crowned the most worthy josh of them all. He had won the most epic battle in history, and to remember the event, we must plant a statue to commemorate the event and little josh

who's with me?